March 2012
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally sets Internet Explorer as his default browser.
February 2012
commanderinqueef:
plot twist: jk it’s a cinnamon twist
Slime Fairy says (8: 19 PM):
*also that whole 'PUNK ROCK, YEAH!" thing is on purpose cause remember all the trolls kinda fit into internet culutre sterotypes and these guys seem to be going pre-internet types
like the 50's librarian
emily says (8: 20 PM):
*woah
*i didnt even think about that!
*wait, thats what mindfang is supposed to be???
Slime Fairy says (8: 20 PM):
*well just look at her
emily says (8: 21 PM):
*I DIDNT EVEN
*THAT DIDNT EVEN OCCUR TO MEEeeEEE
Slime Fairy says (8: 21 PM):
*I'mn not even the first person to call her a librarian
Slime Fairy says (8: 22 PM):
*and with her open wearing of the sufferer's symbol puts the "nice christian girl" beat on it too
emily says (8: 22 PM):
*omg.
emily says (8: 23 PM):
*IM BLIIIND
*AND STUPIIIIIIIIID
*I DONT DESERVE TO READ HOMESTUCK
Slime Fairy says (8: 23 PM):
*heehee
*OH
Slime Fairy says (8: 24 PM):
*ALSO REMEMBER
*that if these are young ancestors
*that Feferi is the emperress
*And her rule is nice and happy
*So how do you rebel against nice happy calm parents?
Slime Fairy says (8: 25 PM):
*"YEAHHHHHH
ROCK OUT!"
that’s why hockey players celebrate for every goal
do you realize how long it takes to get a fucking goal omG
hockey is the most anticlimactic game ever
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nucleur:
the only place ive hit a girl is in the back of her throat with my penis thing
tobiasfunkesjeancutoffs2:
i’ve had a boner for over 24 hours and i’m not even a boy explain that athetits
this is the ballad
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My favorite Oscar of the night
bitch please
make room for the Grammys
i just farted all over the place
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